Should that be read as “a score of 22 [remarkably]” or “a score of 1124000727777607680000“?

I think ‘Document Properties’ in Adobe Acrobat Reader should be an option on the File menu, but if not the standard keyboard shortcut is Ctrl+D.

By the way, you really should keep proper backups of your important files on removable media or cloud storage (or both). For a few tens of pounds you can buy an external SSD that plugs into a USB port and gives you many tens of gigabytes of storage capacity.

Teacher: “If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?”

Johnny: “Seven.”

Teacher: “No, listen carefully… If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?”

Johnny: “Seven.”

Teacher: “Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?”

Johnny: “Six.”

Teacher: “Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?”

Johnny: “Seven!”

Teacher: “Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!”

Johnny: “Because I’ve already got a freaking cat!”

I don’t think there’s anything built into the basic forum software, so I would probably need to find and install a suitable extension. I’ll look into it.

The old ones are the best!

Good one, Karen! Thanks for sharing.

*Copilot, not Copliot

I wonder why it lays out verse like that.

I think you’ll have to explain the joke to most of this forum’s audience, William.

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An interesting experiment, William!

Did you have a particular reason for the unconventional layout? Stanzas of a poem are usually presented like this:

Through a time telectroscope
A young poet lets us look
At a poem he has written
And how long the writing took.
Yet we know, but he does not,
That at some future time
Printed on fine paper
His first attempt at rhyme.

It’s also conventional to put one space or none — often the latter in work which is printed rather than handwritten — on either side of a dash. The asymmetry of

His memory is scattered— like leaves in autumn air— but something in her presence makes him feel less unaware.

looks very odd to me.

Silly, very silly, Karen! But it did raise a smile, and I confess to being highly likely to share it.