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Alfred's Serif Users' Forums → General Discussion → Your jokes
From the Dwarves, Elves & Men FB page.
Completely lost on me, I’m afraid! And why does that ‘rum’ have a head on it?
KarenPL wrote:From the Dwarves, Elves & Men FB page.
Completely lost on me, I’m afraid! And why does that ‘rum’ have a head on it?
Ah, have you never seen the Pirates of the Caribbean films, then, Alfred? Orlando Bloom, Legolas in the Lord of the Rings films, also played the role of Will Turner , alongside Johnny Depp as Jack Sparrow. Bit contrived re the rum bit, I'll grant you... 
Ah, have you never seen the Pirates of the Caribbean films, then, Alfred?
No, indeed I have not. I knew about Johnny Depp playing the role of Jack Sparrow, and I’ve heard of Orlando Bloom, but that’s about as far as it goes. And I’ve never even read the LOTR books, let alone seen any of the films: The Hobbit was about my limit where Tolkien is concerned.
Bit contrived re the rum bit, I'll grant you...
Just a bit!
Somebody born in ‘33 was 45 in ‘78.
Is this some sort of record?
Somebody born in ‘33 was 45 in ‘78.
Is this some sort of record?
Joe wrote:Somebody born in ‘33 was 45 in ‘78.
Is this some sort of record?
A young man is attending a job interview. When the interviewer says to him “You’re asking for an awful lot of money for someone who has so little experience”, he replies “Of course I am. Think about how much harder I’ll have to work not knowing how to do the job”.
A young man is attending a job interview. When the interviewer says to him “You’re asking for an awful lot of money for someone who has so little experience”, he replies “Of course I am. Think about how much harder I’ll have to work not knowing how to do the job”.
A little query, Alfred. I just tried to use the Opera smilies you host, but when I click on the smiley the copy and paste code does not appear in the box at the top. The Serif smilies do work OK. Have the Opera smilies started to have a mind of their own, and are being bashful?
A little query, Alfred. I just tried to use the Opera smilies you host, but when I click on the smiley the copy and paste code does not appear in the box at the top. The Serif smilies do work OK. Have the Opera smilies started to have a mind of their own, and are being bashful?
Thanks for the reminder, Karen! I thought those ones were misbehaving after I did a bit of tinkering recently, but I didn’t get around to investigating at the time. I’ll take a look now and see if I can identify how I broke it.
I’ll take a look now and see if I can identify how I broke it.
All fixed! There was one measly little closing parenthesis that I’d accidentally deleted. 
Alfred wrote:I’ll take a look now and see if I can identify how I broke it.
All fixed! There was one measly little closing parenthesis that I’d accidentally deleted.
I can confirm all is now fixed. 
Many thanks. 
I can confirm all is now fixed.
Many thanks.
¡De nada! 
From PunnyPete - ~PUNdora
From PunnyPete - ~PUNdora
Good one, Karen, but I gotta ask: does ~PUNdora box? 
A thief has stolen all the motorway signs in Yorkshire.
Police are looking for Leeds
A thief has stolen all the motorway signs in Yorkshire.
Police are looking for Leeds
Thieves stole the toilet at the local police station
The police have nothing to go on...
A large hole has appeared in the middle of the main road in the town centre.
Police are looking into it.
Be aware it’s the Ides of March!
Thieves stole the toilet at the local police station
The police have nothing to go on...
Truck load of shampoo is hijacked on the motorway.
Police are combing the area...
Courtroom out-takes...
Court 1
Judge: "How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?"
Court 2
Judge: "Could you see him from where you was standing?"
Witness: "I could see his head, Sir"
Judge: "And where was his head?"
Witness: "Just above his shouders"
Court 3
Judge: "I see., you was the passenger and can you tell me what gear the driver was in at the time of the accident?"
Witness: "Gucci Sweatshirt and Reeboks"
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