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Alfred's Serif Users' Forums → General Discussion → Your jokes
You know me - footy jokes and hope I'm not repeating myself...
There was a bunch of flies kicking a ball about on a plate.
One player turned to another and said: "you'd better pick up your game Jamie, we're playing in the cup tomorrow"
You know me - footy jokes and hope I'm not repeating myself...
There was a bunch of flies kicking a ball about on a plate.
One player turned to another and said: "you'd better pick up your game Jamie, we're playing in the cup tomorrow"
Thanks, Geoff. I wasn’t aware of the existence of a sung version of The Bricklayer’s Lament.
It’s easy to be wise after the event, or so they tell me!
It’s easy to be wise after the wrong choice of pasta, orzo they tell me!
It’s easy to be wise after the event, or so they tell me!
It’s easy to be wise after the wrong choice of pasta, orzo they tell me!
It’s easy tube wise after the wrong choice of penne or rigatoni, or so they tell me!
Alfred wrote:It’s easy to be wise after the event, or so they tell me!
It’s easy to be wise after the wrong choice of pasta, orzo they tell me!
It’s easy tube wise after the wrong choice of penne or rigatoni, or so they tell me!
It’s easy tutu be wise after the wrong choice of ballet dress, or so they tell me!
I’m not sure that this really belongs in ‘Your jokes’…
I’m not sure that this really belongs in ‘Your jokes’…
30 years ago? That was in the last century... 18 something? I still think of the 1990s as just yesterday!
I wasn't expecting this reply.
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