301

(2 replies, posted in General Discussion)

In 1971, I was seconded  to work for a few months  in a American electronics company near San Francisco, and needed, of course, a pass to get me in, and around where I was allowed to be.

I had to have an escort to go anywhere until I was finally taken to the security office to get my pass when it was ready. The escort went back to his office, and  the pass made and given to me with the serious instructions not to go anywhere except the obvious places to do my job.

I thankfully set off by myself to go back to my office, when I noticed something odd. People  were going to their doors and covering the lock combination keys with one hand. I suddenly realised I was in a high security office corridor, and I was not supposed to be there.

I beat a quick retreat to a corridor with which I was familiar, thankfully not meeting any guard. No international incident evented!

302

(37 replies, posted in General Discussion)

Alfred, you are doing a marvellous job in maintaining this new forum. Thanks.

Reverting to problems with the forum facilities, is there any possibility of adding "delete/restore last change" features? Desirable, if not actually definitely required.

303

(2 replies, posted in PagePlus)

I used it to generate the diagrams of spinning spaceships in the new science thread. Very quick and easy to do them. I too have used PP from early magazine disc days.

304

(130 replies, posted in General Discussion)

Suzi would look the same under the same lighting and distance. She's a medium sized beauty, weighs in at  about 4.4kg. Very affectionate.

305

(7 replies, posted in Mathematics & Science)

I wonder how many astronauts are as much as 2 metres tall.

When starting the calculations. I picked on 1.8 m, but changed it to 2 to keep the calculations very simple. I agree, 2 is a bit on the tall side, but if anyone is sufficiently interested to do the calculation, there is enough information to do it. As the centripetal force is directly proportional to the radius, you can see that calculations for1.8 fall short by 1.8/2 = 0.9.or 10 %.
Actually, re the direction of the gravity field, the 1.8 value will be greater by 10%. This does reduce the differences.
I'm not going to revise the text. If William wants the actual values, he can work them out for himself - I presume the question is just curiosity on his part, to start off the thread.

If you bend down to pick up something from the floor, your head only needs to go down about as far as knee height unless you have very long legs or very short arms!

I did say,

.....and had to get his head near the floor,...

Let's say he had to screw a cable in near floor level, under an overhanging equipment drawer. It is only there to make a point about disorientating gravity changes.

“Proofread your work carefully to make sure you any words out.”

Mea culpa. corrected and added material in the edit. By your leave...., or don't leave!

306

(7 replies, posted in Mathematics & Science)

If you are sufficiently interested to do some research, William, try asking the web.
Ask: how fast would a wheel have to spin to get earth gravity.

There are several interesting links found.

One is Wikpedia,
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rotating_ … ce_station

and another is :
https://space.stackexchange.com/questio … -gravity-f

EDIT. Both links are worth reading if you're really interested in the topic. 



There is actually a spin calculator reference in the latter.
http://www.artificial-gravity.com/sw/SpinCalc/

EDIT: (Alfred  found  spin calc and the answer while I was writing this post, and having lunch.)

To answer the question, the formula appears to be : a = ω²r,
and using the spin calculator, to achieve 1 g at a diameter of 100 m, the wheel needs to spin at 4.23 rotations / minute.
(Agrees with my finding)

Bear in mind that if the 100m  (radius 50m) is the floor, the outer rim of the " toroidal cabin" of the wheel, and if the astronaut has a height of say 2m, his head will be in a region of gravity at 0.96 g, in other words, lower by 4%.

If the spaceship  was in the form of a spinning cylinder rather than a wheel, and if the floor was the cylindrical skin, say 3m from the long axis, to get the mid height, say 1m of the astronaut at 1g, his feet would be at a increased gravity, and his head much decreased. The three values would be :
at his  midriff radius of 2m,  1g, the spin rate would be 21.15 revs/minute ,
then, at his feet,  radius 3m, gravity would be 1.5 g,
and at  his head, 3.8m, 0.5g

If he had to bend down to pick up something from the floor, and had to get his head near the floor, his head would experience a gravity change of 0.5 to 1.5, or 1 g. Very disorientating. This is why a wheel is the best shape to minimise this effect. harder to launch, it would have to be assembled in space. One of the refs, Wiki?, discusses this problem.

Please check these figures, I took them from the spin calculator in ref 2

Remember that for a constant spin, the gravity value is directly proportional to the radius.

https://i.postimg.cc/MnMs94g8/image-2022-01-28-134359.png

307

(2 replies, posted in General Discussion)

Just seen a comment post on Brewster Rockit comic  site. Poster said he used to have a Kodak Hawkeye camera.

I took my first photos in about 1950 using my Dad's Kodak Portrait Hawkeye camera. It was a cardboard box camera (based on the early Brownie cameras) with a close-up lens that could be swung up in front of the main lens. It had a top viewing tiny window, which looked at a tiny screen with its own tiny lens. You could view this through the window giving a portrait or landscape view.

No one really expected sharp snaps in those days, and the prints would have burn out of highlights and impenetrable shadows.

To think I even contemplated getting some colour film - I can't remember the make, it had colour masking filter lines on the film surface.to separate the colours (sort of pixel size strips.) Of course , it used 120 film spools, and you looked through a red disc to see the frame number on the film backing paper.


https://i.postimg.cc/qhc82yH2/image-2022-01-27-175715.png

How about "Interesting science and maths"

309

(328 replies, posted in General Discussion)

Wanted JOKES, old,  new, invented or used.
Preferably rib-ticklers,
Puns welcomed, real groaners especially.

Apply underneath.

310

(328 replies, posted in General Discussion)

Another, [ibid]

A man walks into his favorite restaurant…
He sits down and orders a medium rare ribeye steak. As he’s eating, he looks up and sees a woman giving him a dirty look. The man assumes the woman is a vegetarian since she is only eating a large bowl of salad and greens.
The man tries to ignore her but after a few uncomfortable minutes he puts down his fork and turns to her.

“What!?” He asks indignantly.
She says: “Do you know a cow died so you could have that steak?” .
The man looks down at her plate and then back at her, and replies: “I know a cow died. Because you ate all his food!”

311

(328 replies, posted in General Discussion)

From the internet,  https://upjoke.com/restaurant-jokes

The owner of a seafood restaurant sends one of his sons undercover to his rival's restaurant
The owner tells him to get a job as a cook, and figure out the recipe for his rival's famous clam chowder.

The first day, the son comes home with a basic list of ingredients that the rival uses. They try making it, but it doesn't turn out the same. The owner sends him back.

The second day, the son comes home having watched the rival chef prepare the chowder. They try again to make it, and it's close, but the consistency is off, it's too watery. They try to figure out what they're doing wrong, and the son realizes that he was distracted for a minute while the chef did something.

"He must have added a secret ingredient, one not on the list, while you looked away!" concludes the owner. He sends his son back for a third day, this time telling him not to take his eyes off the chef for a second.

The son comes back the next day excited.

"You'll never believe what I saw!" he says. "He did have a secret ingredient, it's a piece of paper!"

"A piece of paper?"

"Yeah, he keeps a stack of printed paper in the kitchen. It's a bunch of Wikipedia articles he's printed out, of various movies. When he makes the chowder, he tears out the synopsis of a movie from one of the articles and puts it in. It's the strangest thing, but that's the secret ingredient."

"Ah," says the owner, "the plot thickens."

312

(328 replies, posted in General Discussion)

Crime latest! Mentally challenged man enters garden, and assaults lady hanging out the laundry, then flees!

Unwoke junior editor on local paper, short on headline space, puts:
"Nut screws washer and bolts."

If this is too strong for this forum, moderator delete it.

313

(328 replies, posted in General Discussion)

A couple of 10mm bolts were chatting at the bar. One says to the other: "You know, if you've got the wherewithal, you can get anything you want."
"Yes," says the other, "Money torx!"

Mine own, just now.

314

(328 replies, posted in General Discussion)

Man walks into a bar in Oz, and says: "Give me a koala."
The barman says: "Mate, don't you mean a Cola?"
"No," the man replies, "life is hard at the moment, and I can only just bear it!"

Another original, just composed by me.

315

(328 replies, posted in General Discussion)

I thought this little video (less than two minutes) was worth watching to help understand what we mean by Jewish humour (Especially American).
You might be shocked!

https://www.myjewishlearning.com/articl … ish-humor/

316

(328 replies, posted in General Discussion)

You Don’t Look Jewish
A woman on a train walked up to a man across the table. “Excuse me,” she said, “but are you Jewish?”
“No,” replied the man.
A few minutes later the woman returned. “Excuse me,” she said again, “are you sure you’re not Jewish?”
“I’m sure,” said the man.
But the woman was not convinced, and a few minutes later she approached him a third time. “Are you absolutely sure you’re not Jewish?” she asked.
“All right, all right,” the man said. “You win. I’m Jewish.”
“That’s funny,” said the woman.” You don’t look Jewish.”

317

(328 replies, posted in General Discussion)

The  landlady of the last anecdote had just previously served a gentleman, noted for his corpulent build, with several pints of Guinness.
He watched with amazement the appearance of the genii, and  was so shocked, he fell over.
Result: Collapse of stout party!

318

(328 replies, posted in General Discussion)

Revised joke:
It was:

jackneve wrote:
A genii walks into a pub, and declares he is very thirsty.
The barman says "There's a drink named after you."
The genii says "What's that, then?
The barman says "A dry djinn"

An original, mine, just now.

I've expanded a bit, to give it more "meat!"

The pub landlady bought an old brass oil lamp in a junk shop.
She got busy with the Brasso and a soft cloth, and was amazed when a genii materialised from the spout.
"Gosh," she exclaimed, being a posh lady, "how did you fit in there?"
"Ah, said the genii " I had to get rid of all my corporeal water."
The landlady said: "I suppose you must be very thirsty."
The landlord came in at this moment, and seeing the genii exclaimed "I have drink named after you."
"What's that?" asked the genii.
"Oh," said the landlord, "a dry djinn!"

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(328 replies, posted in General Discussion)

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(328 replies, posted in General Discussion)

Lady, to waiter: "My meal tastes like old boots!"

Waiter: "But Madam, you ordered Beef Wellington!"

From today's Daily Mail, Peterborough column, contrib. Andrew Parton

321

(23 replies, posted in General Discussion)

(I except the use of a**, which is nonsense to a UK English speaker

Unless they speak with a Bristol accent.

I was thinking more of the written word.

What to do with a Bristolian? Hm.  Lock him up for being a pirate, oo arr.

322

(23 replies, posted in General Discussion)

If it were me and I had a need to express such things, say to a nurse or a doctor, I think I would probably use more euphemistic terms than those you mention.

That's sad. People are all different in what upsets them. You certainly are entitled personally to feel unhappy when you need to discuss things with their proper names with a doctor or nurse. But, I feel that it indicates that your judgement re gentility is of diminished value.

Nurses and doctors are well hardened concerning body parts and their derangements. Do you think a doctor who closes up deep and bloody wounds, or cuts out bowel cancers,  is upset by your need to say fecal matter or stools rather than - oh, sorry, I can't even think of a euphemistic synonym. Perhaps "I went twice yesterday." Where? To the paper-shop?

I am talking about real life, and not what could be said as a matter of course in these posts.

323

(11 replies, posted in General Discussion)

Watch Dog..


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324

(328 replies, posted in General Discussion)

A genii walks into a pub, and declares he is very thirsty.
The barman says "There's a drink named after you."
The genii says "What's that, then?
The barman says "A dry djinn"

An original, mine, just now.

325

(328 replies, posted in General Discussion)

A man leading a white horse walks into the bar of the literary agents club.
The barman says "There's a drink named after you"
And the horse says "How do you know my name is Tristram?"