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GStree wrote:
Alfred wrote:

Nope, nobody at all! Sorry, Gordon, but you’ll just have to get used to talking to yourself

Working for myself for years on my own I am used to that !

Even before I became self-employed, and certainly now in retirement, I have talked to myself. One definite advantage is that you can never lose an argument. https://punster.me/images/myopera/myg/haha.gifhttps://punster.me/images/myopera/myg/haha.gifhttps://punster.me/images/myopera/myg/haha.gif

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Alfred wrote:
KarenPL wrote:

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Stealing…

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I am finding a new use for puns. I have become involved in an organization that matches Ukrainians with English speakers/teachers to polish/learn their English speaking skills. My student actually lives here in Britain at the moment. Her English is really very good; better, in fact, than that of some people I know https://punster.me/images/whistling.gif, but she just needs to gain confidence.

I showed her this one and she got it as quickly as I did. I think it is quite a fun way to realise you know words and their meanings, really rather sophisticated in some ways.

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Guilty of the double clack! https://punster.me/images/myopera/myg/haha.gifhttps://punster.me/images/myopera/myg/haha.gifhttps://punster.me/images/myopera/myg/haha.gif

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Pilotlon wrote:

I was finally able to assemble images I needed to complete a memorial page for my brother, who passed away last month. He certainly impacted many, and very nearly 300 people showed up at the church in Florida to give him a wonderful sendoff home. He will be greatly missed.


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That is lovely, Lon. A fitting tribute to your brother, Alan.

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Joe wrote:

A thief has stolen all the motorway signs in Yorkshire.
Police are looking for Leeds

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From PunnyPete - ~PUNdora

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Alfred wrote:
Alfred wrote:

I’ll take a look now and see if I can identify how I broke it.

All fixed! There was one measly little closing parenthesis that I’d accidentally deleted. https://punster.me/images/myopera/myg/detective.gif

I can confirm all is now fixed. https://punster.me/images/myopera/myg/yes.gif


Many thanks. https://punster.me/images/myopera/myg/bigsmile.gif

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Alfred wrote:

A young man is attending a job interview. When the interviewer says to him “You’re asking for an awful lot of money for someone who has so little experience”, he replies “Of course I am. Think about how much harder I’ll have to work not knowing how to do the job”.

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A little query, Alfred. I just tried to use the Opera smilies you host, but when I click on the smiley the copy and paste code does not appear in the box at the top. The Serif smilies do work OK. Have the Opera smilies started to have a mind of their own, and are being bashful? https://punster.me/images/whistling.gif

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Joe wrote:

Somebody born in ‘33 was 45 in ‘78.

Is this some sort of record?

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Alfred wrote:
KarenPL wrote:

From the Dwarves, Elves & Men FB page.
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https://i.postimg.cc/G4cMZsj7/Dwarves-Elevs-Men-FB.jpg

Completely lost on me, I’m afraid! And why does that ‘rum’ have a head on it?

Ah, have you never seen the Pirates of the Caribbean films, then, Alfred? Orlando Bloom, Legolas in the Lord of the Rings films, also played the role of Will Turner , alongside Johnny Depp as Jack Sparrow. Bit contrived re the rum bit, I'll grant you... https://punster.me/images/whistling.gif  https://punster.me/images/laugh.gif

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From the Dwarves, Elves & Men FB page.
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https://i.postimg.cc/G4cMZsj7/Dwarves-Elevs-Men-FB.jpg

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Sandy wrote:

Not to Karen's standard - but oh well...

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Alfred wrote:
KarenPL wrote:

I don't know if the Twitter post will show for people -
https://x.com/maria_drutska/status/1762 … 75396?s=20 but this is the Mentor application form mentioned in the post.

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIp … form?pli=1

You don’t need to be logged in to Twitter to view the tweet, but I’m pretty sure you do need to be logged in to a Google account to fill in and submit the form.

Thanks, Alfred. I'm never sure. https://punster.me/images/wink.gif

Looks like I'll be having a new role. I've felt a bit helpless at times at not being able to do very much to actively help the Ukrainian situation. However, following a shout out on Twitter (X) for English speakers to mentor Ukrainians I signed up for this, as something I can do, and gladly.

I've just had a short verification interview via Zoom, to ensure that I was a) a real person, b) could speak decent English  https://punster.me/images/tongue.gif, and c) check I had a sufficient connection, and am now in the process of waiting for a week or two to be matched up with Ukrainians who wish to perfect, and become confident in their use of, English.

I don't know if the Twitter post will show for people -
https://x.com/maria_drutska/status/1762 … 75396?s=20 but this is the Mentor application form mentioned in the post.

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIp … form?pli=1

I'm not a teacher but just having someone to chat to and stretch their vocabulary and grammar still makes me useful. https://punster.me/images/smartass.gif As a plus, it can be a bit of a two-way street and I can hear Ukrainian spoken. Might check up on the pronunciation of a few swear words... https://punster.me/images/whistling.gif

It sounds as if the more the merrier, so if anyone has a bit of spare time...

pberk wrote:

Carry on Karen .. use it or lose it ..

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Keeps me out of mischief, too. https://punster.me/images/tongue.gif

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pberk wrote:
Alfred wrote:

Thanks for the link, Paul. As you say, an interesting piece.

pberk wrote:

I don't understand the French

YouTube’s auto-translated closed captions (CC) aren’t too bad. By default they’re at the bottom of the video, so they obscure the French subtitles that are included in this one, but you can simply drag them to another part of the screen if you want to be able to see both.

To enable CC, click on the icon to the left of the Settings cog in the control console. When you click on the Settings cog itself you should find that Subtitles/CC is set to ‘French (auto-generated)’. Click on that option to display a menu where you can change it to ‘Auto-translate’, and then scroll down the list that pops up until you find English.

Thanks Alfred.  That works.  An amazing age we live in ..

Yes, I have found it very useful to follow the Ukrainian You Tube videos I am subscribed to.

I did complete the Duolingo Ukrainian course in just under 300 days last year so I can recognise a few phrases, but, for me, it's not an ideal way to learn the general language. There is no real explanation of grammar and quite a few of the sentences it comes up with are weird, to say the least. I'm not sure how often I am going to want to say "This is a strange flower that grows on a tree", for instance. There seems to be a paucity of standard meaningful phrases you might need to use in conversation.

I am now starting to continue my learning process in a more structured way via text books. It is very similar to Latin grammatically, and I am also going back to refresh my schoolgirl 'O' Level Latin, partly to help with the Ukrainian, but also to be able to understand some of the older sources as I scramble through my family tree.

So there is a mix of the modern way of doing things, which can also include translation apps, and the old-fashioned way. Keeps the old grey cells ticking over, at least. I actually impress myself with how much of the schoolgirl French I learned has stuck in the brain. Typically for me, I only got a B grade in the living useful language, and an A grade in the 'dead' one. But listening to spoken French, and /or reading written French I can still get the gist, even if I can't do a full translation.

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Although, of course, if your non-dominant hand is out of action, as in a cast for a few weeks as happened with me back in 2012, you do actually realise just how much you do use it. https://punster.me/images/tongue.gif

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Sandy wrote:

I have also got one for Karen.
A young lad swallowed all the tiles of a Scrabble set.
The doctor said the problem would eventually sort itself out, but not in so many words...

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Alfred wrote:

One for Karen:

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Punny Pete
>Scarlett Overkill<

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Alfred wrote:
KarenPL wrote:

An ancient kind of 'cancel culture', I suppose you could say.

It’s no great surprise that ‘cancel culture’ is nothing new.

Alas.