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(11 replies, posted in Art & Literature)

Alfred wrote:

Somewhat related to the topic of this thread:

https://www.endangeredalphabets.com/202 … versation/

My late mother-in-law could do beautiful calligraphy work. She wrote out our wedding invites and the names in the front of our wedding album. I've added the photo of a piece of her work that hangs in the darker area of our upper landing.

I do love following some of the calligraphy artist on Instagram, and one of my FB friends, a fellow Ricardian, is also a calligrapher. It was he who designed the Coronation invites for King Charles III, Andy Jamieson. The biggest thing seems to be that patience is required and a slow and steady pace.

I did impress my EFT Mentor at one of the mentoring workshops a fair few years ago. We were working with each other in a role-play, which involves asking questions and noting the answers to use them in the EFT (Emotional Freedom Techniques) process. As I was asking the questions I was writing on my pad on my lap, but keeping eye contact. The writing was actually decipherable, too, albeit off on a slant. https://punster.me/images/tongue.gif
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(417 replies, posted in General Discussion)

Sandy wrote:

You know me - footy jokes and hope I'm not repeating myself...

There was a bunch of flies kicking a ball about on a plate.
One player turned to another and said: "you'd better pick up your game Jamie, we're playing in the cup tomorrow"

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(417 replies, posted in General Discussion)

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Found on the Facebook We Love PUNS page.

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(11 replies, posted in Art & Literature)

Ah, that's good to know. https://punster.me/images/thumbup1.gif

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(11 replies, posted in Art & Literature)

Alfred wrote:
KarenPL wrote:

In the last few months I have got into genealogy (and a more than a bit hacked off to find I did have a forbear at the Battle of Bosworth …

It seems that I’m cursed with a complete inability to encounter references to forebears without thinking of Goldilocks!

Ooops, yes, forgot the 'e' in forebear.  https://punster.me/images/blush.gif https://punster.me/images/whistling.gif https://punster.me/images/laugh.gif https://punster.me/images/tongue.gif

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(11 replies, posted in Art & Literature)

I still write a lot of things by hand, if I'm just making notes for myself. I've always got notepads at the side of my desk and pens/pencils to hand. It's far quicker and less frustrating than typing it out.

And I am indeed far more likely to remember what I've written, which is just as well as whether I can actually read what I wrote at a later time may be a totally different matter, of course. https://punster.me/images/whistling.gif  It does often look like a spider has dipped all 8 feet in ink and scuttled across the page. https://punster.me/images/tongue.gif

In the last few months I have got into genealogy (and a more than a bit hacked off to find I did have a forbear at the Battle of Bosworth, but, damn, the beggar was a traitor, fighting against his king https://punster.me/images/yikes.gif), and part of the 'fun' is deciphering the handwriting on the old census returns. On my to-do list is reading up on palaeography for when I get further back in time. My schoolgirl Latin may start to come in useful again, too.

I am in a number of Facebook groups for family trees and all that, and quite frequently people request help in deciphering words or names they have come across. Most of us oldies can usually recognise the word(s) quite quickly and easily, because we have had to learn and use cursive handwriting in our younger days.

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(417 replies, posted in General Discussion)

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Punny Pete
>Scarlet Overkill<

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(417 replies, posted in General Discussion)

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(417 replies, posted in General Discussion)

Punny Pete
>Scarlet Overkill<

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(132 replies, posted in General Discussion)

GB wrote:

Amongst all the rubbish one sees on Quora there is occasionally something amusing! This caught my eye, and although I'm not too sure I like where the area I live in is positioned......

https://i.postimg.cc/5QCWQ5cw/catworld.jpg

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Alfred wrote:
GB wrote:

I'm not too sure I like where the area I live in is positioned......

And thereby hangs a tail.

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(1,162 replies, posted in MoviePlus)

Alfred wrote:
KarenPL wrote:

Even before I became self-employed, and certainly now in retirement, I have talked to myself. One definite advantage is that you can never lose an argument. https://punster.me/images/myopera/myg/haha.gifhttps://punster.me/images/myopera/myg/haha.gifhttps://punster.me/images/myopera/myg/haha.gif

You obviously haven’t tried hard enough, Karen! https://punster.me/images/myopera/myg/haha.gif

Too lazy, I suppose. Besides, I have to live with myself; imagine having to deal with the sulks. https://punster.me/images/tongue.gif

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(1,162 replies, posted in MoviePlus)

GStree wrote:
Alfred wrote:

Nope, nobody at all! Sorry, Gordon, but you’ll just have to get used to talking to yourself

Working for myself for years on my own I am used to that !

Even before I became self-employed, and certainly now in retirement, I have talked to myself. One definite advantage is that you can never lose an argument. https://punster.me/images/myopera/myg/haha.gifhttps://punster.me/images/myopera/myg/haha.gifhttps://punster.me/images/myopera/myg/haha.gif

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(417 replies, posted in General Discussion)

Alfred wrote:
KarenPL wrote:

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Stealing…

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I am finding a new use for puns. I have become involved in an organization that matches Ukrainians with English speakers/teachers to polish/learn their English speaking skills. My student actually lives here in Britain at the moment. Her English is really very good; better, in fact, than that of some people I know https://punster.me/images/whistling.gif, but she just needs to gain confidence.

I showed her this one and she got it as quickly as I did. I think it is quite a fun way to realise you know words and their meanings, really rather sophisticated in some ways.

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(417 replies, posted in General Discussion)

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(417 replies, posted in General Discussion)

Guilty of the double clack! https://punster.me/images/myopera/myg/haha.gifhttps://punster.me/images/myopera/myg/haha.gifhttps://punster.me/images/myopera/myg/haha.gif

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(417 replies, posted in General Discussion)

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Pilotlon wrote:

I was finally able to assemble images I needed to complete a memorial page for my brother, who passed away last month. He certainly impacted many, and very nearly 300 people showed up at the church in Florida to give him a wonderful sendoff home. He will be greatly missed.


https://i.postimg.cc/zyTcnSB4/Alan-Memorial-Page.jpg

That is lovely, Lon. A fitting tribute to your brother, Alan.

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(417 replies, posted in General Discussion)

Joe wrote:

A thief has stolen all the motorway signs in Yorkshire.
Police are looking for Leeds

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(417 replies, posted in General Discussion)

From PunnyPete - ~PUNdora

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(417 replies, posted in General Discussion)

Alfred wrote:
Alfred wrote:

I’ll take a look now and see if I can identify how I broke it.

All fixed! There was one measly little closing parenthesis that I’d accidentally deleted. https://punster.me/images/myopera/myg/detective.gif

I can confirm all is now fixed. https://punster.me/images/myopera/myg/yes.gif


Many thanks. https://punster.me/images/myopera/myg/bigsmile.gif

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(417 replies, posted in General Discussion)

Alfred wrote:

A young man is attending a job interview. When the interviewer says to him “You’re asking for an awful lot of money for someone who has so little experience”, he replies “Of course I am. Think about how much harder I’ll have to work not knowing how to do the job”.

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A little query, Alfred. I just tried to use the Opera smilies you host, but when I click on the smiley the copy and paste code does not appear in the box at the top. The Serif smilies do work OK. Have the Opera smilies started to have a mind of their own, and are being bashful? https://punster.me/images/whistling.gif

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(417 replies, posted in General Discussion)

Joe wrote:

Somebody born in ‘33 was 45 in ‘78.

Is this some sort of record?

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(417 replies, posted in General Discussion)

Alfred wrote:
KarenPL wrote:

From the Dwarves, Elves & Men FB page.
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https://i.postimg.cc/G4cMZsj7/Dwarves-Elevs-Men-FB.jpg

Completely lost on me, I’m afraid! And why does that ‘rum’ have a head on it?

Ah, have you never seen the Pirates of the Caribbean films, then, Alfred? Orlando Bloom, Legolas in the Lord of the Rings films, also played the role of Will Turner , alongside Johnny Depp as Jack Sparrow. Bit contrived re the rum bit, I'll grant you... https://punster.me/images/whistling.gif  https://punster.me/images/laugh.gif

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(417 replies, posted in General Discussion)

From the Dwarves, Elves & Men FB page.
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https://i.postimg.cc/G4cMZsj7/Dwarves-Elevs-Men-FB.jpg

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Sandy wrote:

Not to Karen's standard - but oh well...

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