Rabbi Grossman is sitting one Saturday morning. He’s just come home from the synagogue and is bored silly. He wants to play golf. After wrestling with his conscience for an hour, he finally asks God to forgive him for breaking the Sabbath rules, throws his golf clubs in the car, and drives to a town 50 miles away so he won’t be recognized. He tees off.

Meanwhile, in heaven, Moses says to God, “Will you look at Rabbi Grossman breaking your holy Sabbath! What are you going to do about it?”
God thinks a minute, then just as Rabbi Grossman hits the ball on the 2nd hole, God blows out a huge, enormous, cosmic WHOOOSH and blows the ball right into the cup.
Moses exclaims, “Do you think this will teach him a lesson?! A hole in one?”
God smiles and says, “Think about it. Who can he tell?”

I heard it differently. A preacher took his wife golfing. At the first hole, he sliced the ball, and yelled, “G/D it, I missed!” The wife said, “God’s going to get you for this!” The same thing happened at the next 2 holes. A big, black cloud came over, a bolt of lightning came down and killed the wife. A loud voice came from the cloud, saying, “G/D IT, I MISSED!”

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