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tomH wrote:U.S. has a new first cat, Willow.
Little beauty! 
I'm not one for having photos of myself taken, let alone in plain view for online, but I did make an exception for this one. 
All was created using CraftArtist and a photo.
This came up in my FB memories from this day 2017. Still find it hilarious today. 
Static Dog
Alfred wrote:KarenPL wrote:Hi Anne, I see you found my post on FB.
It’s nice to know that FB/Meta is actually useful for something. 
AnneNelson wrote:King Alfred!……long time since you have popped up on my screen. Thank you for setting up this new forum. Need some practice on how to use it now. 
Anne - Aka…nannyanne ((DT)
Hi Anne, I see you found my post on FB. This seems to me to be a more sophisticated version of the old DT forum. Alfred keeps tinkering with it and it’s becoming very easy to use and navigate. 
Joe wrote:Does anyone want legacy products on here? If so, webplus, pageplus and movieplus are good for me.
And perhaps CraftArtist? Some of the regulars from Daisytrail are on Facebook. I could always mention this forum in the Group, to see if there is any interest?
Further to my last post…
Pyewacket would do this. He’d sit on the side, slowly pushing something over to the edge, watching us, watching him.
Alfred wrote:LOL. Nice one, Karen!
To be honest, in our household it’s not Binx’s fur that’s the problem. We need a vacuum that can deal with long Karen hair rather than Binxy fur. 
And those are lovely photos of cats you posted previously, especially the James Bond kitty. He is gorgeous!
jackneve wrote:Man walks into a bar in Oz, and says: "Give me a koala."
The barman says: "Mate, don't you mean a Cola?"
"No," the man replies, "life is hard at the moment, and I can only just bear it!"
Another original, just composed by me.
We lived in Australia for a few years when I was nobbut a bairn, and I can remember seeing koalas. People often think they are quite cutesy little creatures, but they can be right little beggars!
jackneve wrote:Revised joke:
It was:
jackneve wrote:
A genii walks into a pub, and declares he is very thirsty.
The barman says "There's a drink named after you."
The genii says "What's that, then?
The barman says "A dry djinn"
An original, mine, just now.
I've expanded a bit, to give it more "meat!"
The pub landlady bought an old brass oil lamp in a junk shop.
She got busy with the Brasso and a soft cloth, and was amazed when a genii materialised from the spout.
"Gosh," she exclaimed, being a posh lady, "how did you fit in there?"
"Ah, said the genii " I had to get rid of all my corporeal water."
The landlady said: "I suppose you must be very thirsty."
The landlord came in at this moment, and seeing the genii exclaimed "I have drink named after you."
"What's that?" asked the genii.
"Oh," said the landlord, "a dry djinn!"
Just seen this online. This would be me. However, it is unlikely that goal would be reached.
Just spent 45 minutes on the treadmill. Tomorrow, my goal is to turn it on.
jackneve wrote:A genii walks into a pub, and declares he is very thirsty.
The barman says "There's a drink named after you."
The genii says "What's that, then?
The barman says "A dry djinn"
An original, mine, just now.
Alfred wrote:
The look on the faces says it all. 
jackneve wrote:Punny Pete >Scarlett Overkill<
Took me a while to see it, so you need to enlarge it.
Nice, though!
Punny Pete is a Facebook page I follow, and frequently share. Always lots to make me 
and .
Punny Pete ~PUNdora
Punny Pete >Scarlett Overkill<
Alfred wrote:KarenPL wrote:they are perceived not to be photogenic
Perceived by whom, Karen? Binx certainly doesn’t fall into that category as far as I’m concerned, nor either of your other two.
Precisely, Alfred. I have loads of photos of our black kitties, and they are just as good as the ones of our lovely little Torties and Calico cats. Just a myth, really, and people who can't be bothered to find the right pose/light before snapping a photo to put up online.
To be quite honest, my view is that if people are only interested in the looks of their pets, then the pets are better off without them.
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