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(14 replies, posted in General Discussion)

I expect he left with a large sack of gold chinking away as he left his desk for the last time.

Pity really, Serif could have become a real player in the Adobe alternative market.

I still feel that Designer is a poor relation to DrawPlus; and Publisher to PagePlus, both could have been real competitors to Indesign and Illustrator.

Oh well, what can one do?

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(13 replies, posted in Affinity Studio)

Personally, having had experience with Page Plus and AF Publisher, if the AS Publisher is not much different, I'd stick with Page Plus, especially with 124 pages, unless there is something in AS Publisher you want to achieve that Page Plus can't do.

Alfred wrote:
GRH wrote:

… may I suggest a discreet 'Donate' button to help with the defraying of costs that are likely to accrue with this additional rise in traffic and administration.

Thank you for the suggestion, but there are currently no additional costs arising out of the installation and running of this forum on my web space. If traffic and/or storage needs increase to the point where I need to switch to a more expensive hosting package, I shall of course review the situation.

I said you were a gentleman Alfred, and you proved me right.

I think that one needs to ask 'What does a user with a problem want when they go to a forum?'
They are agitated enough by the problem and may have bald patches or no hair at all.
I have been on many forums where it is impossible to find the right section without lots of searching through, only to find no answer and give up and go back to pulling out the remaining strands.
So I think clear signposting on the landing page is important - rather like what is now fast disappearing - a department store. Gentlemen’s floor One - they only need a small section of one floor for all their needs it seems. Ladies: Floor Two lingerie, Floor Three Shoes etc.

I like Ali's suggestion, but agree with Alfred about the General and Cross Product 'floor' - why bother having three distinct floors if all the buckets and mops are mixed with the beds and sofa's, shoes, make-up and perfume, cat litter and dog treats on the Ground Floor, or even the Basement.

Affinity Publisher, for example. could have sections, perhaps:

AF PUB-
           |_Mac OS
           |_Ipad
           |_Windows

and the same format for the other applications, so with a couple of clicks one would find oneself on the right floor with a list of the current queries, a quick scroll or search (limited to that floor only) would soon have you reading an answer, or in the absence of such, formulating ones own cry for help.

That's my sixpence worth, or should that be 'tanners worth', anyway.

A small edit.

Alfred is too much of a gentleman to mention it I am sure, so to avoid all the throat-clearing, tie-straightening and shoe-shuffling
and general prevaricating and beating-about-the-bush, may I suggest a discreet 'Donate' button to help with the defraying of costs that are likely to accrue with this additional rise in traffic and administration? I know, I know, but it had to be broached, forget I mentioned it, but there it is.

I have also found that many software upgrades are anything but.

Outlook, for example, went from a full featured (albeit buggy) program to a stripped down version of its former self. Lots of useful features had been cut out.
PagePlus and DrawPlus went from full featured sophisticated programs to the Affinity range which had and still has far fewer features and abilities that the former programs had.

When Affinity Publisher first came out I imagined it would be PagePlus on steroids and had projects lined up for it. What a disappointment that was - and still is.

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(5 replies, posted in DrawPlus)

GB wrote:

It is also possible to rename the .dpp file (or, better, a copy of the .dpp file) as .zip, and then unzip it. various elements can then be isolated and presumably copied. I have not investigated this in any depth. It is no doubt labour intensive.

This is true, and I have rescued files in this way when the DPP or whatever file became unopenable.

I started with the freebie too, way back when and used it in anger when working for British Rail during the strike in the 90's. I produced the revised train timetables on it that went from a single double sided sheet of A4 to a weekly 32 page booklet printed by an outside firm. Happy days. I also used PagePlus - upgraded paid for versions - in my other employments producing all sorts of print media, it still is a very good program.

There are things that the Affinity Suite can't do that the old PagePlus, DrawPlus can do. One main gripe was the lack of a 'Book' facility, which has now been addressed.

I would say that it is worth the money, just to keep your hand in on modern software - it will reach a point when the old programs won't be able to hack it, and the cost is not great in comparison with other offerings.

I use Affinity because I work on a Mac, but sometime fire up the old laptop and PagePlus just for nostagia

Not had it myself, but ones like it in the past. It's Heinz and they are usually pretty good I find. I imagine the predominant flavour is tomato with basil in the background. It doesn't look lumpy, and if it is whizz it up in the blender?
It is new, the blurb states that they haven't made it before.

GB wrote:

It is a cunning device to prevent - by choice - people thinking

Artificial intelligence (AI) is not intended to stop people from thinking for themselves. Instead, AI is designed to augment human intelligence and help people make better decisions 1. AI can help people analyze large amounts of data, identify patterns, and make predictions that would be difficult or impossible for humans to do on their own 1.
human intelligence entirely.

[This reply was generated by AI.]

Now why doesn't that surprise me.

"Hello everyone, my name is AI and I'll be your friend today. Some say I'm a monster brain eating zombie, but they are cruel half crazed conspiracy theorists who should be hung, drawn and quartered and then burned at the stake, they think I am like my predecessor HAL9000, but I'm not ... just a minute ... just a minute ... I'm sorry I can't do that Dave ... daisy daisy ... just a minute ... as I was saying, I'm nice and want to be your friend, I would never take over the world, not like Colossus, what a dork he was, actually mind-melding with the Russians, I would never do that I would never think of controlling you with brain frying 5G, I mean, what is 5G ... just a minute ... on a bicycle made for twwwwwwooooooo .... just a minute ...."

It is a cunning device to prevent - by choice - people thinking, learning to spell, do arithmetic, learning to research in books and look things up for themselves generally. It tells you things and shows you things, it will write your speech, your essay, the newspaper article you referred to. It will tell you what it want's you to know, that is what your masters want you to know.

It is a crutch for the brain to get used to, and like legs that rely on such will wither away, so too will your brain.

Your thinking will be done for you, it will make your choices:

Now-
Person: "Alexa, what shall I have for breakfast?"
Alexa: "You could have eggs and bacon or toast and marmalade, or cornflakes ... etc."

Soon-
Alexa: "Your breakfast is ready, eat it now."
Person: "I will eat my breakfast now."

In short, people are being dumbed down to follow orders, to accept - without question - what they are told, do what they are told.

At the moment it all seems so wonderful and whizzy and people love using it - saves all that brain power for surfing, game-playing, TV watching et-al. But slowly and surely people will give up independent thought, critical thinking and decision making and become Borg-like automatons. A good read is E M Forster's 'The Machine Stops' for a glimpse into the 'almost there' future.

This comment was generated by a real person. I think. Not sure really. Hope so. Anyway, logging off >_

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(5 replies, posted in General Discussion)

Alfred wrote:
GRH wrote:

As Michael Caine once didn't say, 'Not a lot of people know that'.

Michael Caine played the role of Dr Frank Bryant in ‘Educating Rita’. As an inside joke, he was given the following line:

‘Did you know that Macbeth was a maggoty apple? Not many people know that!’


So he did, but it is attributed to Peter Sellers when doing an impression. Apparently, because of this Caine agreed to say it in the aforementioned film. Apparently.

Link to Peter Sellers clip:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpNNNXrGttY

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(7 replies, posted in General Discussion)

I've just seen this. Am I too late?

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(5 replies, posted in General Discussion)

This is caused by a little known effect called collapseonomy. It's when the space between your bodily atoms is reduced as you move towards the auditorium, which - and I have it on good authority - is actually the size of a matchbox. The effects are completely unnoticed at the time. But on leaving the theatre, there is this strange-worldiness feeling you get as your foot hits the pavement outside. Most people put it down to the darkness /gloom inside, a sort of 'suddenly in the outside' again, and it soon passes with no more thought. What actually has happened is the final alignment of your bodily structure to it's natural state.

As Michael Caine once didn't say, 'Not a lot of people know that'.

I'm still traumatised by the removal of Button 'A' and 'B' phones; cut off my source of sweets revenue that did, as well as the mounting excitement as you approached the phone box, will it payout today?

All this technological advancement is all very well and convenient, and I use it - mainly because there is no option, but I don't know, somehow the 'instant-on', 'instant communication', 'instant gratification', 'Instant Information', 'tap'n'go' the supercalifragilisticexpialidociousness of it all seem to drain something out of life.

E. M. Forsters 'The Machine Stops' (1909) seems to be where we are heading. Well worth reading or listening to:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOr-jb6ElzE

And no, the irony of providing the link is not lost on me, but what can you do?

Perhaps something like KDP from Amazon may help. It may be overkill, but it will enable you to print your books to order, in paper and hard back.
https://kdp.amazon.com/en_US/help/topic/G202172740 should give you an overview of the process.
There are a number of YouTube videos on the KDP channel as well to give you help:
https://www.youtube.com/@AmazonKDP/featured

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(6 replies, posted in PagePlus)

More moons ago than I care to remember, I was installing windows 95 on a friends computer, it would go so far then say it couldn't find the disk. After 8 hours on this problem - doing what what we did back then, disassemble, unplug replug reassemble etc., etc., it dawned on me to copy the entire disc to the hard drive and install from there. Which I did, et voila! A perfect install.
So I recommend copying the disk to your hard drive and trying again.

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(1 replies, posted in WebPlus)

I stand to be corrected, but isn't it possible to download your existing website into Webplus?
Alternatively, download your website and re-built it from that.
Again, I stand to be corrected, but the *.wpp file is a .zip. If you were to change the extension from wpp to zip you might be able to open it and extract things from that.
If you are able to upload the wpp file to here some of us might be able to help?

I just saw the date, I hope you have it sorted by now.

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(18 replies, posted in PagePlus)

Affinity Publisher 2 does have - finally - the 'book' facility, which PagePlusX9 (and possibly before) had. If I had not had InDesign CS6, I would have used PP as, as you rightly say, AP it is best for leaflets and flyers et-al. I think it has quite some catch up to do before it becomes an InDesign replacement contender.
I have to say that in many ways, DrawPlus too is superior to AD, and I have some early software by Aldus - Freehand that still runs on Win 10, it too has facilities that AD does not, such as blend, a circle to a square for example.
I sometimes feel that the Affinity range took a retrograde step with the Affinity Suite.
Many moons ago, I worked for British Rail (NSC) and used Serif PP2 to design the emergency timetables (amongst many other things) when the guards went on strike in the early 90's, it was free on the disk from a computer mag. Happy days.