Topic: Ingliss is easy!
This is a transcript of an item from a book by Stewart Clark, original title: Broken English Spoken Perfectly. The actual book I have is unusual, it has titles and headings in Estonian, and was printed in Norway. Without the accents, it is titled: Duu juu spiik ingliss?.
Most of the book is hilarious, but I felt I should post this little gem:
BET US YOUR LETTER OF BUSINESS
TRANSLATION DO. EVERY PEOPLE
IN OUR STAFFING KNOW ENGLISH
LIKE THE HAND OF THEIR BACK.
UP TO THE MINUET WISE-STREET PHRASES,
DON'T YOU KNOW, OLD BOY
Origin: Moscow Times.
