I found this on a Comics webpage - Arcamax/Bizarro for today. I hope none of our members will be upset by it. . . . . . ..
A motley group of Russian comrades are in a hotel in a small town near the Siberian border. They open a bottle of vodka, start drinking and telling stories about Putin, the war in Ukraine the economy and the government in general.
One of the guys, Sasha, however, is worried that they're going too far, and tells them so. "Sasha," says Volodymir, not to worry, we're way out here in this small little hick town, and the FSB is nowhere around this place for sure!"
Sasha is still concerned, so he slips out, goes down to the reception desk and orders a glass of orange juice to be brought up in five minutes. He goes back up to the room, tells his friends to stop talking for a minute, then leans down to the electrical OUTLET, speaks into it and orders a glass of orange juice. His friends all laugh until there's a knock on the door. It's the orange juice. They all go pale and decide that the party's over and go to bed.
The next morning, Sasha gets up to find that he's alone, no friends, no belongings, not a trace whatsoever.
He finds a note on the dresser that reads: "Comrade Sasha, President Putin would like you to know that he really enjoyed your orange juice joke, but next time, just turn them in. It takes a lot of red tape and paperwork to fill out the missing persons reports.